Top 14 Complaints about Garden Circles

The squash vines are so big it kinda scares me.
I have so many fresh veggies I can't see my counter top anyone
The deer find it super convenient, now
My tractor doesn't have that tight a turning radius
It's hard to get the tiller up there
The combine can't reach the corn
My chiropractor misses me
You just killed my excuses for building raised beds for my wife.
They are too round
My dog doesn't dig holes in my garden anymore. He's sad.
My friends haven't been envious of my garden circles since they got their own
What if I wanted a Garden Circle triangle?
I used to do square foot gardening- now I have to do round foot gardening.
I filled up all the sunny spots in my yard already and now I might have to start cutting down the neighbor's trees.